I got my hair cut yesterday. I think that makes 7 countries where I've gotten one, 8 if you count the emergency beard removal in Guatemala.
There is a barbershop in between the veggie market and one of the convenience-y stores that has stacks of eggs and bags of potato chips hanging on long strings. It was of course empty when we got there, but the vigilant barber soon showed up with his burning eyes and scruffy white coat.
His haircutting was speedy and precise while feeling chaotic and rushed. The scissors never stopped snipping, usually in a rhythm of three, the first in the hair, the last in the air, and the second wherever it needed to be.
Then he got out the straight razor and I tried to monitor my attention and reactions for racism. Did I feel more reassured when he changed the blade than I would have in America? Did I pay extra attention to the authenticity of opening the packaging? Would you find that justifiable? Do I?
He tidied up the edges with expert strokes, which made me understand why barbers were the surgeons in the Middle Ages. Those guys know how to use a blade. Then it was aftershave powder with one of those little brushes, followed by a ferocious pinch at the nape of my neck that felt almost punitive...what did I ever do to you, Barberji?
Then he started beating on my head, karate chops before fists that made my vision bounce epically while I tried to hold my neck firm.
Once my vision calmed down he apparently forgave me and we made up with a brusque but enthusiastic massage, sweeping his hands up and over my noggin, down the sides, then around my ears in a precise and practiced pattern that felt like a very confused form of reiki.
He put one hand above and behind my ear on the left side of my head and the other reached around under my chin on the right, and then tried to kill me by breaking my neck. Like Antonio Banderas in that one bar brawl scene in Desperado. Luckily my manly sinews were too much for him, and he stopped just past the point where my uppermost vertebrae crunched like a car accident. He tried again on the other side while I focused on not flexing a muscle, trying hard to avoid thinking about the damage we might inadvertently cause. The second time, on the other side, he went a small amount further before the skeletal implosions began, though a millimeter feels like serious business at that point.
My neck didn't hurt beforehand, but after I swear afterwards I could turn my head like a damn barn owl.
Leaving the barbershop to pick up some okra for tonight's curry and cookies (digestives of course) for tomorrow morning's tea, I felt that I got more smiles than normal; I think the locals approved of my local barbershop participation. And of course found my delirious smile highly entertaining.
There is a barbershop in between the veggie market and one of the convenience-y stores that has stacks of eggs and bags of potato chips hanging on long strings. It was of course empty when we got there, but the vigilant barber soon showed up with his burning eyes and scruffy white coat.
His haircutting was speedy and precise while feeling chaotic and rushed. The scissors never stopped snipping, usually in a rhythm of three, the first in the hair, the last in the air, and the second wherever it needed to be.
Then he got out the straight razor and I tried to monitor my attention and reactions for racism. Did I feel more reassured when he changed the blade than I would have in America? Did I pay extra attention to the authenticity of opening the packaging? Would you find that justifiable? Do I?
He tidied up the edges with expert strokes, which made me understand why barbers were the surgeons in the Middle Ages. Those guys know how to use a blade. Then it was aftershave powder with one of those little brushes, followed by a ferocious pinch at the nape of my neck that felt almost punitive...what did I ever do to you, Barberji?
Then he started beating on my head, karate chops before fists that made my vision bounce epically while I tried to hold my neck firm.
Once my vision calmed down he apparently forgave me and we made up with a brusque but enthusiastic massage, sweeping his hands up and over my noggin, down the sides, then around my ears in a precise and practiced pattern that felt like a very confused form of reiki.
He put one hand above and behind my ear on the left side of my head and the other reached around under my chin on the right, and then tried to kill me by breaking my neck. Like Antonio Banderas in that one bar brawl scene in Desperado. Luckily my manly sinews were too much for him, and he stopped just past the point where my uppermost vertebrae crunched like a car accident. He tried again on the other side while I focused on not flexing a muscle, trying hard to avoid thinking about the damage we might inadvertently cause. The second time, on the other side, he went a small amount further before the skeletal implosions began, though a millimeter feels like serious business at that point.
My neck didn't hurt beforehand, but after I swear afterwards I could turn my head like a damn barn owl.
Leaving the barbershop to pick up some okra for tonight's curry and cookies (digestives of course) for tomorrow morning's tea, I felt that I got more smiles than normal; I think the locals approved of my local barbershop participation. And of course found my delirious smile highly entertaining.
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